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Once upon a Christmastime, just a few bedtime stories before Christmas Eve, and long after every "happily ever after" ending, a clandestine meeting was being held. Of course, you'd expect such a meeting to be undercover, underhanded, sneaky, and dishonorable, but that's not why it was called a clandestine meeting. Before this meeting, at the annual Long Ago Island Job Fair for disenchanted fairy-tale villains seeking new employment, a bossy stepmother, a hungry Giant, a vengeful six-foot Fairy Queen, a self-absorbed Drama Queen, and a creepy little schemer with a truly bizarre name decided to skip the job fair altogether and call themselves "The Clandestines." They did this partly because all of them were, in fact, underhanded, sneaky, and dishonorable, but it was mostly because "The Clandestines" made for a much better sounding name than "Evil Fairy Tale Villains." And "The Temptations" had already been taken.