Welcome to Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed. Within these pages you will find Billy and his tragic nose hair, a starfish hunter battling the Great Pink, Sir Stinks A-Lot seeking his true love by following his nose. You will find slugs playing baseball with elephants, a petulant Suzy doll learning to read to save her beloved Cam's life. You will witness the final conflict between an evil parrot locked in mortal combat with one tough granny. These twenty-three cracked tales will leave you transformed and changed forever. Enter at your own risk...