"My Story"
Born Into A Wealthy Family
Spent Entire Inheritance On Own Education
Committed To Many Insane Asylums and Medicated Harshly
Met And Immediately Married A Young Homeless Man Living At A Fire Station
Brought Him Home To Apartment and Lived Happily Ever After
Became Penniless And Lived Off Charity Indefinitely
Wrote Over Twenty Volumes Of Poetry And Fairy Tales For All Ages
Sold Them At Barnes And Noble
Listed Husband Theodore as Co-Author of Each Book
Didn't Make Any Money
Lived Happily Ever After With Husband
Only Wishes To Be Buried Beside Husband After Death
Doesn't Regret A Single Thing.
I wrote this when i was Eighteen. I then moved to an island in the ocean, where a hairstylist cut off all my blonde hair, and i returned to the city. Five years later I met the love of my life, Theodore Christopher Land. We are Married For Six Years And Very Happy. We Lived Happily Ever After. We Are The Two People On The Cover. We Are The Changelings.