• A bad loser
• Frequently drunk
• Horrifically scarred
• Greedy and adventurous
Do you:
• Collect food in your beard
• Like lots of jewellery
• Smell quite bad
Then come along to Pockmarked Pete's Pirate Open Day at the Sweaty Armpit in Tobacco Dock, London. Successful candidates can expect:
• A royal okey dokey from Queen Elizabeth I (provided you bring her back lots of loot)
• No more toothache (in that you won't have any teeth left)
• Riches beyond belief (NB the company accepts no liability if you get caught)
• A unique lavatorial experience
• An early retirement (on account of being stabbed, shot, thrown overboard or hanged)
• A bad loser
• Frequently drunk
• Horrifically scarred
• Greedy and adventurous
Do you:
• Collect food in your beard
• Like lots of jewellery
• Smell quite bad
Then come along to Pockmarked Pete's Pirate Open Day at the Sweaty Armpit in Tobacco Dock, London. Successful candidates can expect:
• A royal okey dokey from Queen Elizabeth I (provided you bring her back lots of loot)
• No more toothache (in that you won't have any teeth left)
• Riches beyond belief (NB the company accepts no liability if you get caught)
• A unique lavatorial experience
• An early retirement (on account of being stabbed, shot, thrown overboard or hanged)
Pirates, Swashbucklers and Buccaneers of London
Pirates, Swashbucklers and Buccaneers of London
Hardcover
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Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781904153177 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | Watling Street, Limited |
| Publication date: | 03/28/2004 |
| Series: | ... . of London Ser. |
| Product dimensions: | 4.90(w) x 7.60(h) x 0.40(d) |
| Age Range: | 9 - 12 Years |