Generations of schoolchildren will memorize these rubies of wisdom from President Trump. This little red book captures history on the fly: insights from the leader of the free world.

Sample quotes:

I’m, like, a really smart person.

It has not been easy for me; and you know I started off in Brooklyn; my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

The Bible means a lot to me, but I don’t want to get into specifics..

I will absolutely apologize sometime, hopefully in the distant future -- if I’m ever wrong.

Everybody that’s hit me so far has gone down.

The wall will go up and Mexico will start behaving.

I get along with everybody. I'll be the great unifier of all.

While in politics it is often smart to send out false messages…

The President’s words are preserved here?both as a public service and as a keepsake. Unfiltered. Unabridged. Unauthorized. Unbelievable.