Table of Contents

Acknowledgments
Foreword by Penn & Teller
Introduction

Chapter 1--The Four Laws of Schmoozing
Chapter 2--Come Bearing Chatch
Chapter 3--The "Make What You Say, Pay" Schmooze
Chapter 4--The "Make It Happen" Schmooze
Chapter 5--If the Schmooze Fits, Care for It
Chapter 6--Schmoozing for a Job
Chapter 7--Schmoozing the Boss
Chapter 8--Managing with Schmooze
Chapter 9--The Schmoozing Ninja Salesperson
Chapter 10--The Matchmaking Schmooze
Chapter 11--Schmoozing for Love
Chapter 12--Making Up Schmooze
Chapter 13--The Impulse Improv
Chapter 14--The Traffic Schmooze
Chapter 15--The ABC's of Kid Schmoozing
Chapter 16--Teen Schmoozing
Chapter 17--Schmooze Yourself to Good Health
Chapter 18--Oozing Schmooze on Yourself
Chapter 19--Relationships Are Everything
Chapter 20--Schmoozing Friends and Neighbors
Chapter 21--The Tricky Schmicky Schmooze
Chapter 22--The Name Schmooze
Chapter 23--Winning by Grinning Schmooze