Table of Contents

He enters the gallery, sits down in his chair and awaits
the things to come | The Museum Guard
No flash please | Taking Pictures
Untitled #3, 1984 | Art labels
Should I stay or should I go now? | Slowing down
Debby was here | The Guest Book
Wow! Huh? | Good versus Bad Art
Look into my eyes | The Portrait
Fruits, lobster and a skull | Still Lifes
This painting looks happy | Your Kid a Guide?
The best of the best | Masterpieces
What you see is what you think | The Museum Mindset
Don’t disturb the art | The White Cube
Reality is my field of action. | Artspeak
The news from here | Where to Stand
There’s others here with us | Co-Visitors
1 + 1 = 3 | The Collection
Stop looking at the walls, look out the window | The View Outside
Any questions? | Guided Tours
The End of a Painting | Frames
Also available as postcard | The Museum Store
Food for thought | The Restaurant
People who make art | Artists
It reminds me of my trip to Alaska | Personal Favorites
Neo-Dada Expressionism | Art Genres
Lazy painting | Photography as art
Who’s Afraid of Red, Yellow and Blue | Color Fields
Mountains, valleys and happy little trees | Landscape Painting
To collect, preserve, exhibit or ….? | Museums with a Mission
My kid could do that | Definitions of Art
Flesh on the canvas | Sex and Nudity
The writing on the wall | Exhibition Introductions
Three basketballs floating in distilled water | Absurdist Art
Warhol and the Sex Pistols | Music in the Museum
Please ask me questions | The Gallery Guide
Sit and see more | Museum Benches
Look how they look | People Watching
As if the painting glows | Museum Lighting
Where art sleeps | The Depot
What, how, and why | Essential Questions
What art can do for you | Visitor Motivation
What museums don’t tell you | Reviews
Skill, ideas and appearance | Looking at Art
Facts, figures and funny questions | The Box Office
Between inside and outside | The Lobby
From saints to nipples | DIY Tours