Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, right? That's what they say, at least. I went into that day hoping I'd get the happiest day of my life. What I got? The worst. I mean, you really can't get any worse of a day without someone actually dying.
So...I may have gotten just a little drunk, and maybe just a tad impetuous...
And landed myself in a dive bar somewhere in Alaska, alone, still in my wedding dress, half-wasted and heart-broken.
***
Eight brothers, one bar.
Sounds like the beginning to a bad joke, yeah?
I kinda think so.
Wanna hear another joke? A girl walks into a bar, soaking wet and wearing a wedding dress.
I knew I shouldn't have touched her. She was hammered, for one thing, and heartbroken for another. I've chased enough tail to know better. That kinda thing only leads to clinginess, and a clingy female is the last thing on this earth I need.
I got a bar needs running, and only me to run it--at least until my seven wayward brothers decide to show their asses up...
Then this chick walks in, fine as hell, wearing a soaked wedding dress that leaves little enough to the imagination--and I've got a hell of an imagination.
I knew I shouldn't have touched her. Not so much as a finger, not even innocently.
But I did.
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So...I may have gotten just a little drunk, and maybe just a tad impetuous...
And landed myself in a dive bar somewhere in Alaska, alone, still in my wedding dress, half-wasted and heart-broken.
***
Eight brothers, one bar.
Sounds like the beginning to a bad joke, yeah?
I kinda think so.
Wanna hear another joke? A girl walks into a bar, soaking wet and wearing a wedding dress.
I knew I shouldn't have touched her. She was hammered, for one thing, and heartbroken for another. I've chased enough tail to know better. That kinda thing only leads to clinginess, and a clingy female is the last thing on this earth I need.
I got a bar needs running, and only me to run it--at least until my seven wayward brothers decide to show their asses up...
Then this chick walks in, fine as hell, wearing a soaked wedding dress that leaves little enough to the imagination--and I've got a hell of an imagination.
I knew I shouldn't have touched her. Not so much as a finger, not even innocently.
But I did.
Badd Motherf*cker (Badd Brothers Series #1)
Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, right? That's what they say, at least. I went into that day hoping I'd get the happiest day of my life. What I got? The worst. I mean, you really can't get any worse of a day without someone actually dying.
So...I may have gotten just a little drunk, and maybe just a tad impetuous...
And landed myself in a dive bar somewhere in Alaska, alone, still in my wedding dress, half-wasted and heart-broken.
***
Eight brothers, one bar.
Sounds like the beginning to a bad joke, yeah?
I kinda think so.
Wanna hear another joke? A girl walks into a bar, soaking wet and wearing a wedding dress.
I knew I shouldn't have touched her. She was hammered, for one thing, and heartbroken for another. I've chased enough tail to know better. That kinda thing only leads to clinginess, and a clingy female is the last thing on this earth I need.
I got a bar needs running, and only me to run it--at least until my seven wayward brothers decide to show their asses up...
Then this chick walks in, fine as hell, wearing a soaked wedding dress that leaves little enough to the imagination--and I've got a hell of an imagination.
I knew I shouldn't have touched her. Not so much as a finger, not even innocently.
But I did.
So...I may have gotten just a little drunk, and maybe just a tad impetuous...
And landed myself in a dive bar somewhere in Alaska, alone, still in my wedding dress, half-wasted and heart-broken.
***
Eight brothers, one bar.
Sounds like the beginning to a bad joke, yeah?
I kinda think so.
Wanna hear another joke? A girl walks into a bar, soaking wet and wearing a wedding dress.
I knew I shouldn't have touched her. She was hammered, for one thing, and heartbroken for another. I've chased enough tail to know better. That kinda thing only leads to clinginess, and a clingy female is the last thing on this earth I need.
I got a bar needs running, and only me to run it--at least until my seven wayward brothers decide to show their asses up...
Then this chick walks in, fine as hell, wearing a soaked wedding dress that leaves little enough to the imagination--and I've got a hell of an imagination.
I knew I shouldn't have touched her. Not so much as a finger, not even innocently.
But I did.
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BN ID: | 2940156701308 |
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Publisher: | Jasinda Wilder |
Publication date: | 10/27/2016 |
Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
Format: | eBook |
Pages: | 350 |
Sales rank: | 1,719 |
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