Bible Knock- Knock Jokes from the Back Pew

by Mike Thaler

Overview

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?”“Moabites.” “Moabites, who?”“Don’t take any Moabites out of my sandwich.”This collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep readers of all ages rolling with laughter and eager to share with others!

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780310423768
Publisher:	Zonderkidz
Publication date:	09/21/2010
Series:	Tales from the Back Pew
Sold by:	Zondervan Publishing
Format:	eBook
Pages:	32
File size:	11 MB
Note:	This product may take a few minutes to download.
Age Range:	6 - 9 Years

About the Author

Known as America’s Riddle King, Mike Thaler is the author of the popular Black Lagoon books and the Heaven and Mirth series. He lives in Portland, Oregon, and travels nationally, speaking in schools, libraries, and churches.

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Bible Knock-Knock Jokes from the Back Pew

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By Mike Thaler

Zondervan

Copyright © 2010 Mike Thaler
All right reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-310-71598-6

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Chapter One

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Isaiah. Isaiah who?

"Isaiah" prayer every morning.

Ring, ring!

Who's there?

Jezebel. Jezebel who?

If I ring "Jezebel," will you please let me in?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Pastor.

Pastor who?

Did you see Grandma?

I "pastor" on the way to church.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Esther.

Esther who?

I "Esther" where she was going.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Reverend.

Reverend who?

Will these jokes "reverend"?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Divine.

Divine who?

Jesus is "divine," and we are the branches.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Savior.

Savior who?

Jesus can "Savior" soul if you let him.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Cherub.

Cherub who?

"Cherub," everything's going to be all right.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Hosea.

Hosea who?

"Hosea" can you see, by the dawn's early light?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Jezreel.

Jezreel who?

I'm "Jezreel" glad to see you.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Daniel.

Daniel who?

"Daniel" at me!

(Continues...)

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