Gallows humor and stark realities of condemned prisoners is the premise for The Quare Fellow. Crimmin (Patrick McGoohan) takes a job as a prison guard. He believes in capital punishment and that everyone in prison certainly deserves to be there. Two men on death row await execution. Crimmin is upset when one of the men hangs himself despite the fact his death sentence was commuted. The other prisoner and Crimmin begin to talk. The guard discovers the man was sentenced to death after finding his wife in bed with his own brother and killing him in a jealous rage. Crimmin discovers the woman he is sleeping with is the prisoner's drunken, sluttish wife. The issues of capital punishment are raised in this story taken from the play by Brendan Behan.