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The contents of Dermot MacKay's coffee mug mirrored his moodblack, like the endless days stretching before him without surceaseand bitter, like his thoughts.
"Will you no' eat something, Laird? You canna train on an empty stomach."
"Nay, Lachlan. Have you forgotten?" Dermot surveyed the men around his table tucking into their hearty breakfasts. "I've been fasting since twilight last and will no' join you in the gym today."
"I've no' forgotten." Lachlan shrugged. "We've no reason to expect the outcome will be any different this year."
"Where is Thomas?" Dermot watched the men's furtive glances dart around the table like mice after crumbs. No one answered. They knew he wished to avoid his cousin. At this time of year Thomas's antics grated, and running him through with a sword, though immensely satisfying, only incited Thomas to more mischief. Dermot's frown deepened at the sound of footsteps. "Shite."
Thomas sauntered into the dining hall and helped himself to a plate from the sideboard. He heaped it with fat sausages, scrambled eggs, warm currant scones with honey-butter, and fried tatties with onion, all Dermot's favorites. His cousin faced him with an expression of smug anticipation. Swinging the loaded plate under Dermot's nose, he took a seat.
"Have you done the deed yet, Druid?" Thomas raised an eyebrow and fixed him in his gaze.
Dermot inhaled the delicious scents wafting up from Thomas's plate. His stomach rumbled. Another pointless fast, followed by an equally fruitless ritual, and for what? He didn't expect the outcome to be any different either. He swallowed the saliva filling his mouth. "How many times have I told you no' to call me Druid?"
"Let me see." Thomas pulled the stub of a pencil and a tiny notebook from the rear pocket of his jeans and flipped it open with a flourish. "We've been together for sixteen hundred and fifty years, give or take a few decades. That's three hundred sixty-five days per year, except leap years of course." He tapped his chin with the pencil. "Let's say you've told me three times per day, a conservative estimate." He scribbled furiously, his brow furrowed in concentration. "It comes to one million eight hundred thousand times, or thereabouts."
Laughter erupted around him. Dermot glared his men into silence.
"Well?" Thomas persisted. "Have you done the deed yet, Druid? Wait, that's one more time you've told me today." He solemnly added a tally to his notebook, eliciting choking sounds from the men at the table.
Launching himself from his chair, Dermot snapped, "I'll do it now." He stormed out of the dining hall and climbed the massive stone steps two at a time. Striding down the corridor on the second floor, he headed for the one place in his home he'd devoted to the Druidic arts.
The moment he opened the door to his stillroom, the earthy scent of dried herbs and beeswax soothed him. Early morning light poured through the tall beveled windows, lighting the patina of the polished oak bookshelves to a warm gold. He ran his hand along the leather spines of his ancient tomes and rare first editions and pulled one of the books from the shelf. Taking a seat in his favorite chair, he let the book fall open in his lap. How many times during the span of his life had he held this book in his lap? He glanced at the dried medicinal herbs hanging from the rack, and on to the rare works of art gracing the walls.
Shite. He'd miss this refuge, but if Mairéad didn't show again this year, they'd have to think about relocating soon. They'd been in Gairloch over a decade, and it wouldn't be long before the locals noticed he and his men weren't aging.