Off the Leash: The Secret Life of Dogs

by Rupert Fawcett

Overview

Originally launched on Facebook, Rupert Fawcett's charming and heartfelt Off the Leash cartoons have developed a huge daily following around the world. This books brings together the very best of those cartoons, featuring the secret thoughts and conversations of dogs of every size, shape and breed. The cartoons appeal to all sorts of people, from passionate dog lovers who have eight sleeping on their bed at night, to people who don't have any pets at all, but can still identify with the characteristics. Let's face it, who doesn't like to be fed, have their tummy stroked and snooze on the sofa in the afternoon? A celebration of our favorite belly-scratching, tail-chasing, bed-stealing canine friends.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781250059567
Publisher:	St. Martin's Press
Publication date:	10/14/2014
Pages:	160
Sales rank:	104,725
Product dimensions:	6.60(w) x 5.60(h) x 0.60(d)

About the Author

Rupert Fawcett became a professional cartoonist almost by accident when in 1989, while doodling, he drew a bald man in braces and carpet slippers and called him Fred. The Fred cartoons went on to be syndicated in the Mail on Sunday and published in several books, including the recent Off the Leash.

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Off The Leash

The Secret Life of Dogs

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By Rupert Fawcett

St. Martin's Press

Copyright © 2013 Rupert Fawcett
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4668-6471-9

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CHAPTER 1

HELLO POPPY

NO POPPY, THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK . YOU'RE TOO BIG

NO. I'M NOT

NO, POPPY, PLEASE YOU'RE TOO BIG

NO I'M NOT

SEE

HERE HE COMES, GUYS! SPREAD OUT!

TODAY I'M GOING TO BE MAGNIFICENT

GO FOR IT STANLEY

HIGH FIVE!

WITH THESE THREE DROPS OF GOLDEN WEE I ANOINT THIS TREE AND DECLARE THAT HENCEFORTH AND MINE, AND WHOMSOEVER SHOULD CHALLENGE THIS DECLARATION SHALL BE CAST DOWN BY THE DARK KNIGHTS OF THE FOREST , AND SHALL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY

PIPPA COULD SOMETIMES GET A BIT 'LORD OF THE RINGS WHEN SHE WAS DOING HER BUSINESS

HERE COMES MY FAVOURITE BIT ...

BLAST OFF

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEK, PHIL

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

ME TOO. I GUESS I'D BETTER GET STARTED

YEP, WE DON'T WANT TO GET BEHIND

ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN START GETTING THE BAG READY NOW

THAT'S IT. PICK WHILE IT'S STILL NICE AND WARM

TIE ONE OF YOUR PRETTY LITTLE BOWS IN IT. GOOD GIRL

MY OWN PERSONAL POO SLAVE

(Continues...)

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Table of Contents

Contents

Contents,
Title Page,
Copyright Notice,
Foreword,
Dedication,
Begin Reading,
About the Author,
Copyright,