Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy

by Sarina Dorie

Overview

When a videographer decides to record a “Thriller” video with real zombies, he quickly finds out dead men can’t dance—and are much more inclined to eat brains. Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a 3500 word humorous fantasy/horror story.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940046392753
Publisher:	Sarina Dorie
Publication date:	11/09/2014
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
Sales rank:	320,169
File size:	495 KB

About the Author

As a child, Sarina Dorie dreamed of being an astronaut/archeologist/fashion designer/illustrator/writer. Later in life, after realizing this might be an unrealistic goal, Sarina went to the Pacific NW College of Art where she earned a degree in illustration. After realizing this might also be an unrealistic goal, she went to Portland State University for a master’s in education to pursue the equally cut-throat career of teaching art in the public school system. After years of dedication to art and writing, most of Sarina’s dreams have come true; in addition to teaching, she is a writer/artist/ fashion designer/ belly dancer. She has shown her art internationally, sold art to Shimmer Magazine for an interior illustration, and another piece is on the April 2011 cover of Bards and Sages. Sarina’s novel, Silent Moon, won second place in the Duel on the Delta Contest, hosted by River City RWA and the Golden Rose contest hosted by Rose City Romance Writers. Silent Moon won third place in the Winter Rose Contest hosted by the Yellow Rose RWA and third place in Ignite the Flame Contest hosted by Central Ohio Fiction Writers.
Now, if only Jack Sparrow asks her to marry him, all her dreams will come true.
www.sarinadorie.com

You can find more of Sarina Dorie’s work online at the following webzines:
“Zombie Psychology,” Untied Shoelaces of the Mind
http://www.untiedshoelacesofthemind.com/Issue5/psych.php

“Losing One’s Appetite,” Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/Monsters/sarina-dorie/losing-ones-appetite

“Worse Than a Devil,” Crossed Genres
http://crossedgenres.com/archives/035-dark-comedy/worse-than-a-devil-by-sarina-dorie/

“A Ghost’s Guide to Haunting Humans,” Whidbey Student Choice award
http://whidbeystudents.com/2011/03/01/new-for-march/

The following stories are soon to be released, “That Stupid Dragon Rider” to the ROAR 5 Anthology, “Greener on the Other Side” to Allasso and Blackboard Galaxy to Untied Shoelaces of the Mind.