SAY YOUR PURRS - Fabulously Fatal Uses For Felines!

by David Samson, Jack Medoff (Illustrator)

Overview

Create a major CATastrophe! Turn your cat into a CATacomb, CATamaran or CATalytic converter!

Transform pussy into a PURRcussion Instrument or bottle of PURRier. Even send kitty to PURRgatory!

This illustrated CATalog reveals how to create a truly PURRfect world including:

How to construct a Cat-A-Pult

When and how to wear Purr-Fume

Shipping your feline off to Cat-A-Lina

Awarding your pussy the Purr-Ple Heart

Plus all kinds of other Purr-Verted Stuff!

Remember your cat may have nine lives – but you DON'T!

So have an absolute FUR-BALL and get the one book that doesn't PUSSYFOOT around!

Product Details

BN ID:	2940016566658
Publisher:	The Funny Guy Company
Publication date:	06/17/2013
Series:	FunnyEBooks.com , #35
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	2 MB

About the Author

DAVID SAMSON is FUNNYGUY.COM and founder of FUNNYEBOOKS.COM. The author of 47 books, he’s a professional speaker, media personality and advertising creative executive. Random House, Simon & Schuster, St. Martin’s Press, Penguin and other major houses have published his works.

His titles span humor, self-help and celebrity autobiographies. They’ve been seen on David Letterman, The Today Show, Rosie ‘O’ Donnell, Regis and Kathy Lee, The Fox News Network, Entertainment Tonight, Comedy Central, Politically Incorrect, Comedy Central, Geraldo Rivera, Donahue, Larry King, and have been published in England, France, Germany, China, Brazil, etc.

In addition, his books have been featured or he’s been interviewed in People, Cosmopolitan, The New York Daily News, The Chicago Tribune, The Christian Science Monitor, Los Angeles Magazine, American Airlines Magazine, USA Today, The Philadelphia Metro, and The New York Times. He’s also been a frequent guest on many radio shows including top ten markets of ABC, CBS, FOX, Clear Channel, Westwood One, Radio America, and Pacifica Broadcasting.

David has been a creative force at powerhouse agencies such as Saatchi & Saatchi and McCann-Erikson. He was involved with the “Where’s The Beef” campaign for Wendy’s and has created advertising for Toyota, Hilton Hotels, Bausch & Lomb, Diet Coke, Continental Airlines, Master Card, Sharp Electronics, Lifesavers, Century 21 Real Estate, Milton-Bradley, Yoplait Yogurt, The Los Angeles Times, Heineken, Timberland Boots, Mennen, Howard Johnson’s, National Car Rental, Almond Joy, Fancy Feast, Days Inn, Cheerios, Crayola, Lockheed, to name a few.

Now the President of AdVille.com in Los Angeles, he develops websites and marketing strategies in partnership with select companies.

He believes the best years of his life are still BEHIND him!