The Burned Out Old Broads: Ten Little Puritans
Ten Little, Nine Little, Eight Little Puritans. And then there were none!
When the haunted Bed and Breakfast in Salem's Crossing, Nebraska,
fills up with Puritan Descendants coming to a reunion, the BOOB Girls
venture in to help their old nemesis, Scooter McKooter. They admire
the ten little Puritan dolls on display near the dining room entrance,
and when the real Puritans – Diewell Barebones, Patience Evenow,
Abstinence Evermore and others come to check in, those little dolls
begin to disappear. Worse yet, so do the Puritans.

After Mary Rose McGill becomes a kidnap victim herself, the chaos
begins. With the help of Geoffrey the mastiff, the girls "sniff" out the
clues and find that even a place as far away as Butch Sleezer's Fertility
Clinic can house then evict questionable characters. Who done it? Who
is really driving the expensive carriage pulled by the black horse that
elicits deep growls from Geoffrey and curiosity from the girls? And
what about the mysterious writer appearing at the Shut Up And Drink
Tavern? There's a vet named Jane Pawter and serious competition for
Scooter at the Scenic Point Resort as well as four helpful hands from
Wiley Vondra and Alphonso Greatwood.
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The Burned Out Old Broads: Ten Little Puritans
Ten Little, Nine Little, Eight Little Puritans. And then there were none!
When the haunted Bed and Breakfast in Salem's Crossing, Nebraska,
fills up with Puritan Descendants coming to a reunion, the BOOB Girls
venture in to help their old nemesis, Scooter McKooter. They admire
the ten little Puritan dolls on display near the dining room entrance,
and when the real Puritans – Diewell Barebones, Patience Evenow,
Abstinence Evermore and others come to check in, those little dolls
begin to disappear. Worse yet, so do the Puritans.

After Mary Rose McGill becomes a kidnap victim herself, the chaos
begins. With the help of Geoffrey the mastiff, the girls "sniff" out the
clues and find that even a place as far away as Butch Sleezer's Fertility
Clinic can house then evict questionable characters. Who done it? Who
is really driving the expensive carriage pulled by the black horse that
elicits deep growls from Geoffrey and curiosity from the girls? And
what about the mysterious writer appearing at the Shut Up And Drink
Tavern? There's a vet named Jane Pawter and serious competition for
Scooter at the Scenic Point Resort as well as four helpful hands from
Wiley Vondra and Alphonso Greatwood.
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The Burned Out Old Broads: Ten Little Puritans

The Burned Out Old Broads: Ten Little Puritans

by Joy Johnson
The Burned Out Old Broads: Ten Little Puritans

The Burned Out Old Broads: Ten Little Puritans

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Ten Little, Nine Little, Eight Little Puritans. And then there were none!
When the haunted Bed and Breakfast in Salem's Crossing, Nebraska,
fills up with Puritan Descendants coming to a reunion, the BOOB Girls
venture in to help their old nemesis, Scooter McKooter. They admire
the ten little Puritan dolls on display near the dining room entrance,
and when the real Puritans – Diewell Barebones, Patience Evenow,
Abstinence Evermore and others come to check in, those little dolls
begin to disappear. Worse yet, so do the Puritans.

After Mary Rose McGill becomes a kidnap victim herself, the chaos
begins. With the help of Geoffrey the mastiff, the girls "sniff" out the
clues and find that even a place as far away as Butch Sleezer's Fertility
Clinic can house then evict questionable characters. Who done it? Who
is really driving the expensive carriage pulled by the black horse that
elicits deep growls from Geoffrey and curiosity from the girls? And
what about the mysterious writer appearing at the Shut Up And Drink
Tavern? There's a vet named Jane Pawter and serious competition for
Scooter at the Scenic Point Resort as well as four helpful hands from
Wiley Vondra and Alphonso Greatwood.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940151303897
Publisher: Centering Corporation
Publication date: 06/05/2015
Series: The Burned Out Old Broads , #7
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Sales rank: 84,390
File size: 91 KB

About the Author

Joy Johnson is a nationally known author and presenter. Along with her late husband, Dr. Marv Johnson, she co-founded two nonprofits in Omaha, Neb., the Centering Corporation and Ted E. Bear Hollow. Centering is America’s oldest and largest bereavement resource center and Ted E. Bear Hollow is Omaha’s center for grieving children. After writing or editing more than 100 books and articles about grief, Joy wrote her first novel called The Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12. Since the first novel, she has made hundreds of presentations at libraries, churches, book clubs, and gathering places for “seasoned women.”

The BOOB Girls series chronicles the adventures, mysteries and comedies of a group of widows from the Meadow Lakes Retirement Community and are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. There are fan clubs, and countless bonding moments; the kind of bonds that only women know how to make. There’s always room for one more at Table 12!

She lives in Omaha, Nebraska and has three children and six grandchildren. Joy may have white hair but she is still 5 feet, 9 inches tall. Joy is an Iowa girl, from a little town called Creston. She graduated from Creighton University.

Her joy is writing BOOB Girl books and talking with fans and readers.
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