The Burned Out Old Broads: Ten Little Puritans
Ten Little, Nine Little, Eight Little Puritans. And then there were none!
When the haunted Bed and Breakfast in Salem's Crossing, Nebraska,
fills up with Puritan Descendants coming to a reunion, the BOOB Girls
venture in to help their old nemesis, Scooter McKooter. They admire
the ten little Puritan dolls on display near the dining room entrance,
and when the real Puritans – Diewell Barebones, Patience Evenow,
Abstinence Evermore and others come to check in, those little dolls
begin to disappear. Worse yet, so do the Puritans.
After Mary Rose McGill becomes a kidnap victim herself, the chaos
begins. With the help of Geoffrey the mastiff, the girls "sniff" out the
clues and find that even a place as far away as Butch Sleezer's Fertility
Clinic can house then evict questionable characters. Who done it? Who
is really driving the expensive carriage pulled by the black horse that
elicits deep growls from Geoffrey and curiosity from the girls? And
what about the mysterious writer appearing at the Shut Up And Drink
Tavern? There's a vet named Jane Pawter and serious competition for
Scooter at the Scenic Point Resort as well as four helpful hands from
Wiley Vondra and Alphonso Greatwood.
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When the haunted Bed and Breakfast in Salem's Crossing, Nebraska,
fills up with Puritan Descendants coming to a reunion, the BOOB Girls
venture in to help their old nemesis, Scooter McKooter. They admire
the ten little Puritan dolls on display near the dining room entrance,
and when the real Puritans – Diewell Barebones, Patience Evenow,
Abstinence Evermore and others come to check in, those little dolls
begin to disappear. Worse yet, so do the Puritans.
After Mary Rose McGill becomes a kidnap victim herself, the chaos
begins. With the help of Geoffrey the mastiff, the girls "sniff" out the
clues and find that even a place as far away as Butch Sleezer's Fertility
Clinic can house then evict questionable characters. Who done it? Who
is really driving the expensive carriage pulled by the black horse that
elicits deep growls from Geoffrey and curiosity from the girls? And
what about the mysterious writer appearing at the Shut Up And Drink
Tavern? There's a vet named Jane Pawter and serious competition for
Scooter at the Scenic Point Resort as well as four helpful hands from
Wiley Vondra and Alphonso Greatwood.
The Burned Out Old Broads: Ten Little Puritans
Ten Little, Nine Little, Eight Little Puritans. And then there were none!
When the haunted Bed and Breakfast in Salem's Crossing, Nebraska,
fills up with Puritan Descendants coming to a reunion, the BOOB Girls
venture in to help their old nemesis, Scooter McKooter. They admire
the ten little Puritan dolls on display near the dining room entrance,
and when the real Puritans – Diewell Barebones, Patience Evenow,
Abstinence Evermore and others come to check in, those little dolls
begin to disappear. Worse yet, so do the Puritans.
After Mary Rose McGill becomes a kidnap victim herself, the chaos
begins. With the help of Geoffrey the mastiff, the girls "sniff" out the
clues and find that even a place as far away as Butch Sleezer's Fertility
Clinic can house then evict questionable characters. Who done it? Who
is really driving the expensive carriage pulled by the black horse that
elicits deep growls from Geoffrey and curiosity from the girls? And
what about the mysterious writer appearing at the Shut Up And Drink
Tavern? There's a vet named Jane Pawter and serious competition for
Scooter at the Scenic Point Resort as well as four helpful hands from
Wiley Vondra and Alphonso Greatwood.
When the haunted Bed and Breakfast in Salem's Crossing, Nebraska,
fills up with Puritan Descendants coming to a reunion, the BOOB Girls
venture in to help their old nemesis, Scooter McKooter. They admire
the ten little Puritan dolls on display near the dining room entrance,
and when the real Puritans – Diewell Barebones, Patience Evenow,
Abstinence Evermore and others come to check in, those little dolls
begin to disappear. Worse yet, so do the Puritans.
After Mary Rose McGill becomes a kidnap victim herself, the chaos
begins. With the help of Geoffrey the mastiff, the girls "sniff" out the
clues and find that even a place as far away as Butch Sleezer's Fertility
Clinic can house then evict questionable characters. Who done it? Who
is really driving the expensive carriage pulled by the black horse that
elicits deep growls from Geoffrey and curiosity from the girls? And
what about the mysterious writer appearing at the Shut Up And Drink
Tavern? There's a vet named Jane Pawter and serious competition for
Scooter at the Scenic Point Resort as well as four helpful hands from
Wiley Vondra and Alphonso Greatwood.
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BN ID: | 2940151303897 |
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Publisher: | Centering Corporation |
Publication date: | 06/05/2015 |
Series: | The Burned Out Old Broads , #7 |
Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
Format: | eBook |
Sales rank: | 84,390 |
File size: | 91 KB |
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