You may have seen me last weekend. I was the moron out mowing his yard in 90+ degree weather. Drenched in my own sweat and feeling very much like I was a bipedal lobster being slowly cooked alive in some hellish outdoor oven, I think I may have been suffering from delusions because, as I […]
“[Erma Bombeck] is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living.”—Vogue
It’s the exposé to end all exposés—the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.
“[Erma Bombeck] is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living.”—Vogue
It’s the exposé to end all exposés—the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.
The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank
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ISBN-13: | 9780345471727 |
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Publisher: | Random House Publishing Group |
Publication date: | 03/28/1995 |
Pages: | 256 |
Sales rank: | 55,829 |
Product dimensions: | 5.45(w) x 8.46(h) x 0.50(d) |
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