The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life

by Birdy Jones, Laura J. Moss, Sterling Martin (Illustrator)

Overview

Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you!

Product Details

BN ID:	2940015924039
Publisher:	Jones & Moss, LLC
Publication date:	10/30/2012
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Sales rank:	330,559
File size:	12 MB
Note:	This product may take a few minutes to download.
Age Range:	9 - 12 Years

About the Author

Birdy Jones, a Ravenclaw who represented her house in the Triwizard Tournament, is a video producer for the Mother Nature Network. She has a master's degree in video production from DePaul University and has used her magic to self-publish two children's books. She also writes middle-grade and young-adult novels, and she enjoys tricking her friends into eating the gross flavors of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.

Laura J. Moss, a Gryffindor who played Chaser for her house Quidditch team, is an editor for the Mother Nature Network. She has a master's degree in journalism from the University of South Carolina and her articles have appeared on CNN.com, The Huffington Post, Forbes.com and Yahoo.com. She also writes young adult novels and enjoys baking homemade Pumpkin Pasties.