This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chain saw tastes like.
You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.

Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
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This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chain saw tastes like.
You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.

Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
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This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

by David Wong

Narrated by Nick Podehl

Unabridged — 14 hours, 50 minutes

This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

by David Wong

Narrated by Nick Podehl

Unabridged — 14 hours, 50 minutes

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Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chain saw tastes like.
You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.

Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.

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Here's a sequel to John Dies at the End, the online comic horror spectacular that inspired 70,000 downloads and then book sales amounting to 60,000 copies. An evidently revived John and costar David battle raging zombie anxiety—though there's no proof that zombies are actually stalking the earth. Still, something is out there stalking, and it makes zombies look like cupcakes. From the pseudonymous Jason Pargin, editor in chief of cracked.com.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940172408366
Publisher: Brilliance Audio
Publication date: 10/02/2012
Edition description: Unabridged
Sales rank: 331,249
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