| Foreword: Lighting Bonfires | xi |
| Introduction: Shock and Awe at the Breakfast Table | 1 |
Chapter 1 | Mission Accomplished | |
| Liberating Iraqis...From Their Homes: IOUs for Looting | 14 |
| And a Big Hand for...The Coalition of the Willing | 16 |
| War and Peace in New York: Against the War at Ground Zero | 18 |
| Bombing Saddam into Glory: A Hero Made in Washington | 21 |
| America's Dirty Bombs: These WMDs are Right in Front of Their Noses | 23 |
| Secret Bechtel Documents Reveal: Yes, It Is About Oil | 29 |
| The Iraq Moneypot | 36 |
| Consider the Parallels with Vietnam: An Iraq War and Occupation Glossary | 39 |
| Legitimizing Terrorism? Making America Safer...for Iraqi Fighters | 43 |
| Rumsfeld v. Belgium: "Leave Us Alone or We'll Move NATO | 45 |
| Takoma Goes AWOL: The Dolphin Who Refused to Fight | 47 |
| Paying For War: $2150 Per Family and Counting | 48 |
Chapter 2 | Occupation: Lost in the Bush | |
| Calling All Occupiers: Talking Turkey About Iraq | 51 |
| Shooting Ali in the Back: Why the Pacification is Doomed | 53 |
| From Occupation to Guerrilla War: A New Kind of Dancing in Iraq | 55 |
| The Longer it Goes On, the Worse It Gets: Friendly Fire Will Doom the Occupation | 58 |
| Hiding the Dead Babies: Infanticide as Liberation | 60 |
| A Marine in Transit: "Spray and Pray" in Iraq | 62 |
| Dumb and Dumber in Iraq: Human Trophies on the White House Wall | 64 |
| Now What? The Saddam Dilemma | 65 |
| Recalling LBJ in Vietnam: Bush's Baghdad Pit Stop | 67 |
| Good Morning Vietnam! A Strategic Rhetorical Retreat | 70 |
| The Bush Speech: Spinning a Fiasco | 73 |
| A Draft in the Forecast? The Pentagon Puts Out the Help Wanted Sign | 75 |
| Bush's War on Veterans: The White House Attack on the Troops | 78 |
| Misers of War: Troop Strength and Chintzy Bonuses | 80 |
| Weapons in Search of a Name: Let's Reserve WMD for the Really Big Ones. You Know, Those Made-in-America Bombs | 82 |
| Coronado in Iraq: Laughter in the Dark | 86 |
| Will He Replace Ari? The Catch and Release of "Comical Ali" | 88 |
| The New Bush Slogan: "Case Closed. Just Move On" | 89 |
| The Poll of the Shirt: Bush Isn't Wearing Well | 91 |
| Bush's Torturous Logic: Shocked, Shocked, Shocked | 94 |
| My Grandfather's Medal: A Final Memorial Day Thought | 96 |
Chapter 3 | Bush and Hitler: Gleich oder Anlich? | |
| Bush and Hitler: The Strategy of Fear | 103 |
| Bush and Hitler...Compare and Contrast: A Response to the WSJ's James Taranto | 107 |
| The Bush Election Strategy: The Politics of Fear and Blood | 110 |
| RNC Plays the Hitler Card: MoveOn Shouldn't Apologize for Those Ads | 113 |
| Scare Tactics and Elections: A Spanish Parallel | 115 |
Chapter 4 | The Assault on Civil Liberties | |
| When Neighbors Attack | 121 |
| Grounded | 126 |
| Snoops' Night Out: FEMA's Paranoid Communities | 132 |
| Keeping Dissent Invisible: How the Secret Service and the White House Keep Protesters Safely Out of Bush's Sight--and off TV | 135 |
| Reaping What Has Been Sown: Prisoners, Torture and Hypocrisy | 142 |
| About Those Kids in Camp X-Ray: Day Care in the Name of National Security | 145 |
| What's Next: You Call This Security? | 146 |
| Expanding Power, Gutting Liberty: The Meaning of September 11 | 149 |
| Ashcroft Rebuked: Lynn Stewart's Big Win | 152 |
| Fighting the Patriot Act: Alaska Turns a Cold Shoulder | 154 |
| John Walker Lindh, Revisited: A First Glimpse at Bush's Torture Show | 157 |
| That Terrorism Report: The Warning the State Department Sent Its Own People, But Not You | 160 |
Chapter 5 | The Inbedded Media | |
| The Failure of American Journalism: War, Protest and the Press | 165 |
| Killing the Messengers: Deliberate or Accident, It Doesn't Really Matter | 169 |
| Ari "the Fabulist" Fleischer Quits the Scene: The Liar's Gone, the Enablers Remain | 171 |
| WMD Damage Control at The New York Times: Many Presidents Have Lied, But This Time the Press Went Along for the Ride | 174 |
| The Importance of Tipping: Is the Media Finally Turning on Bush? | 177 |
| War Dispatch from the NYT: God's On Our Side | 180 |
| The Spinelessness of U.S. Journalism: No Solidarity Among the Scribes | 182 |
| The Press and Fallujah: Barbaric Relativism | 184 |
| Imagination Deficit Disorder: Finally, Bush Unites...the Resistance | 187 |
| Chalabi as Prosecutor: An Appointment to Shock and Awe | 190 |
| This Couldn't Have Been Happening! (But It Was): The Times' Okrent on the Credulous Judy Miller | 193 |
Chapter 6 | The So-Called Opposition | |
| Clinton, Bush and Impeachment: It was the Lying, Right? | 197 |
| The Democrats in 2004: Perfect Storm or Same Old Doldrums? | 200 |
| Facing the Music: Courage and the Democrats | 202 |
| General Hysteria: The Clark Bandwagon | 206 |
| A Black Day for Democracy: Schwarzenegger and the Failure of the Dems | 208 |
| Take a Ride in God's Humvee: A General Theory of Theology | 211 |
| Big Lies and Little Lies: The Meaning of "Mission Accomplished" | 213 |
| Bush's Brand of Leadership: Putting Himself First | 215 |
| Al Gore's Judas Kiss: Dean Joins the Party | 218 |
| Histrionics about Howard: Dean and His Democratic Detractors | 220 |
| Selling Out Democracy: Kerry's China Connection | 224 |
| Dude! Where's Your Politics? Michael Moore Smears Kucinich | 227 |
| Beware the Iraq Election Blowback: Rigged Votes and Puppet Governments | 229 |
| Presidential Occupations: Bush and Kerry Share a Problem | 232 |
| Where is John Kerry? A Campaign Coasting Toward Disaster | 235 |
Chapter 7 | Other Indignities, Assaults and Affronts | |
| Will Rendell Act? Race and the Death Penalty in Pennsylvania | 237 |
| There He Goes Again! Michael Moore Proclaims Mumia Guilty | 240 |
| Not My Day in Court: How the System Rigs the Jury Pool | 243 |
| Bush's Scare Tactics May Backfire: The Coming Senior Revolution | 245 |
| Social Insecurity: Fear Mongering for Privatization | 250 |
| Hypocrisy at the Fed: Greenspan's Pension | 253 |
| Marketplace Medicine: America's Healthcare Scandal | 255 |
| Lights Out Baby: Where's Arnold when We Need Him? | 258 |
| The Great Oil Gouge: Burning Up That Tax Rebate | 260 |
| Beef, the Meat of Republicans: Deregulating Themselves to Extinction? | 263 |
| Memorializing a President Who Could Really Lie: Put Reagan on the $3 Bill | 266 |
| Saigon Revisited: Bush's Evacuation Moment? | 268 |
| Epilogue | |
| Making Breakfast Safe Again | 271 |
| Appendix | |
| Great Websites for Alternative News and Information | 272 |
| Notes | 273 |
| About the Author | 274 |