Volume, Too

by Thomas Steve

Overview

Volume, Too is the second piece of a three-part series that is Dancing in My Underwear: an autobiographical trilogy of short essays by abghes and Carrie Bradshaw/David Sedaris love child, Koelen. Nothing is too taboo as the author juggles insane predicaments in life. From Los Angeles to Moscow to Milan to Canada to Australia, anything and everything can happen in an anthology by Koelen. Volume, Too is 21 hilarious and heartfelt short stories reflecting on everything in life from failed relationships, crazy globetrotting and travel, to the loss of loved ones, to living in the moment, and of course, dancing in your underwear like there is no tomorrow!

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781543913903
Publisher:	BookBaby
Publication date:	12/08/2017
Series:	Dancing in My Underwear Series , #2
Pages:	140
Product dimensions:	6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.40(d)

About the Author

Originally from the Midwest, Koelen has called Los Angeles home for over a decade. Although an accomplished singer since age 6, he is currently on a musical hiatus to focus on becoming an established abghes. When he isn't bouncing around L.A. or globetrotting the world, Koelen is also blogger by day: koelen.blogspot.com and an lgbt slacktivist by night. The love child of Carrie Bradshaw and David Sedaris, Koelen dreams of continuing writing books, music, poetry, essays, and articles whose residuals will pay for him to carry on with his pursuit of traveling the world, while chronicling his (mis)adventures along the way! His first book, Dancing in My Underwear, is available here: https://store.bookbaby.com/book/dancinginmyunderwear www.koelen.net

Table of Contents

New Year's Revolutions 1

American Abortion Story 10

Shoes 14

Missed Connections 24

We've Got a Jumper 28

S.M.A.R.T. 35

San Francisco Dreamin' 39

A Satchel, of Cash from God 46

Meth-Head Ginger Ferret 52

Skeletor's Revenge 56

The Importance of Being Burnished 62

Have You Had Work Done? 68

From Russia With H8? 71

Cousin Joe and the Zipper 76

Gays, Trains, and Automobiles 80

Arachnophobia in Australia 90

Madeline Evangeline 94

A Milkshake in Winnipeg 102

It's a Twistah 108

Sorah the Explorer 114

Posi+ive 121