Werewolves, Roy Rogers & the Church of All Y'all

by William Carter

Overview

This is a collection of humorous and sometimes not so humorous columns and essays regarding Carter's life growing up in a small, rural southern Georgia town, his years as a blue-collar worker, and being a husband to his wife of thirty-four years and a father to his two sons.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781483587936
Publisher:	BookBaby
Publication date:	12/01/2016
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	174
File size:	791 KB

About the Author

William Carter was born and raised in rural southern Georgia, but currently resides in middle Tennessee with his wife, Marlene, and this two sons, Will and Dylan. He is the author of 'The Search for Savin' Sam' and 'Billy Carter: A Journey Through the Shadows. Carter writes a weekly column for the Williamson Herald, which can be read at williamsonherald.com.

Table of Contents

The Church of All Y' all 1

Woo-Hoo 3

Squirrels 7

My Office 9

Smartest Guys in the Room 12

Easy Money 15

Baby 18

Werewolves 21

Oil Light 24

Tobacco Store 26

Snake 29

Lying to Children 31

Great Spirit 35

Weather 38

Waving 41

Dreadlocks 45

Cicadas 47

Sun Block 50

Zombies 53

Roof 55

Storm 58

Hawaii Jar 61

Words 64

Stop Sign 66

Nekkid Ladies 69

Starter 72

Broken Angel 75

Leon 77

Penny Lee 80

Bubba 83

Drug Testing 86

Young Love 89

Spring 92

Walk 94

On Demand 97

Snow 100

Roy Rogers 102

Truth 106

Witnessing History 108

Easy 111

The Kiss of Cold 114

The Best Thing I Ever Ate 117

A Little Slower 121

Mother's Day 123

Kitchen 126

Peyton Manning 130

License 133

War on Christmas 137

Granddaddy 139

Possum 142

Feliz Navidad, Y'all 144

Eggs 148

Vote 151

Down Yonder 154

Bear-Dog 157

Another Day 160

Birthday 163

Old Retired Guy 166

Preceded by Jesus 160

Aunt Nettie 171