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    American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

    American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

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    by Craig Ferguson


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      ISBN-13: 9780061959158
    • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
    • Publication date: 09/22/2009
    • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
    • Format: eBook
    • Pages: 288
    • Sales rank: 187,862
    • File size: 2 MB

    Craig Ferguson is the host of The Late Late Show. He is the author of the novel Between the Bridge and the River and lives in Los Angeles, California.

    Table of Contents

    Preface ix

    1 A Seat at the Table 1

    2 Frank Sinatra and Elizabeth Taylor 8

    3 The Attic 14

    4 Astronaut 19

    5 James the First 25

    6 Brick House 31

    7 Satori in Long Island 35

    8 Running the Gauntlet 43

    9 Eldorado 52

    10 The Filth and the Fury 59

    11 The Real World 66

    12 Love and Sex 72

    13 Dreamboy 77

    14 Art School 81

    15 A Clever and Patient Monster 89

    16 Tripping 94

    17 Anne 101

    18 New York 107

    19 Adventures in the Big City 114

    20 Setting the Tone 122

    21 The Gong Show 129

    22 The Rise of (Bing) Hitler 135

    23 Edinburgh, 1986 140

    24 On the Train 146

    25 Jimmy's Wedding 154

    26 The Aspirations of a Phony Englishman 158

    27 The End of Daze 167

    28 Rehab 173

    29 Reboot 179

    30 Buying a Knife 185

    31 Providence 190

    32 Scottish Women 195

    33 Dudley and Jadis 202

    34 The Aspirations of a Phony Frenchman 207

    35 The Fat Man, the Gay Man, Vampires, and Marriage 213

    36 America the Beautiful 219

    37 Success and Failure 224

    38 Father 229

    39 Crash 233

    40 Between the Bridge and the River 237

    41 Latecomer 242

    42 Riding the Pass 250

    43 Feeding the Beast 254

    44 Settling Down 260

    45 American on Purpose 263

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    Keith Olbermann

    “Funny and poignant and inspirational and brilliant. Nowhere in his story of emigration and redemption does Craig Ferguson realize that as lucky as he thinks he is to be ‘American on Purpose,’ we are luckier still to have him.”

    Carrie Fisher

    “A great read . . . almost as good as my memoir.”

    Dennis Lehane

    “With American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson somehow manages to avoid the pitfalls of self-indulgence and self-importance that plague most (okay, all) Hollywood autobiographies. He has, instead, written a book that is hilarious and irrepressibly daft, yet also kind, poignant, and undeniably wise. It was a joy to read.”

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    In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson delivers a moving and achingly funny memoir of living the American dream as he journeys from the mean streets of Glasgow, Scotland, to the comedic promised land of Hollywood. Along the way he stumbles through several attempts to make his mark—as a punk rock musician, a construction worker, a bouncer, and, tragically, a modern dancer.

    To numb the pain of failure, Ferguson found comfort in drugs and alcohol, addictions that eventually led to an aborted suicide attempt. (He forgot to do it when someone offered him a glass of sherry.) But his story has a happy ending: in 1993, the washed-up Ferguson washed up in the United States. Finally sober, Ferguson landed a breakthrough part on the hit sitcom The Drew Carey Show, a success that eventually led to his role as the host of CBS's The Late Late Show. By far Ferguson's greatest triumph was his decision to become a U.S. citizen, a milestone he achieved in early 2008, just before his command performance for the president at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson talks a red, white, and blue streak about everything our Founding Fathers feared.

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    The subtitle "Improbable Adventures" actually understates the skittish life path of this book's author. Late, Late Show host Craig Ferguson was born in Glasgow, where he walked mean streets, performed in a punk band called Bastards from Hell, and appeared in alternative comedy clubs as Bing Hitler. From those unremunerative enterprises, he lurched into temporary occupations as a construction worker, a bouncer, and a bartender. In that last job, he seemed to have found his true tragic calling. He became his own best customer, rapidly lapsing into a downward spiral of alcohol and drugs that nearly killed him. Somehow he not only survived and recovered; he found a new career, a new country, and a new sense of purpose. Heartfelt, fun, and inspiring.
    Andy Borowitz
    There's no one else like [Ferguson] on television, and he's achieved something unusual in late night: a sense of intimacy with his audience. In American on Purpose he establishes a similar bond with the reader. Like Steve Martin in his similarly engaging memoir, Born Standing Up, Ferguson tells the life story of a comedian without letting jokes get in the way.
    —The New York Times
    The Daily Beast
    Hilarious and revealing...witty and emotional.
    People
    Hilariously vivid.
    Chicago Sun-Times
    Ferguson has given us a biographical treatment that is both brutally honest and inspirational…American on Purpose is a book that should be read.
    Associated Press
    A fine writer, witty, reflective, and candid.... Ferguson is a kinetic cutup teeming with foolishness, brilliance, defiance, and heart. All this is captured in his book as an entertaining connect-the-dots journey.
    Associated Press Staff
    A fine writer, witty, reflective, and candid.... Ferguson is a kinetic cutup teeming with foolishness, brilliance, defiance, and heart. All this is captured in his book as an entertaining connect-the-dots journey.
    People Magazine
    "Hilariously vivid."
    Keith Olbermann
    Funny and poignant and inspirational and brilliant. Nowhere in his story of emigration and redemption does Craig Ferguson realize that as lucky as he thinks he is to be ‘American on Purpose,’ we are luckier still to have him.
    Dennis Lehane
    With American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson somehow manages to avoid the pitfalls of self-indulgence and self-importance that plague most (okay, all) Hollywood autobiographies. He has, instead, written a book that is hilarious and irrepressibly daft, yet also kind, poignant, and undeniably wise. It was a joy to read.
    Carrie Fisher
    A great read . . . almost as good as my memoir.

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