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    Bad Habits: A Book of Confessions about Confession

    Bad Habits: A Book of Confessions about Confession

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    by Jenny McCarthy


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      ISBN-13: 9781401304782
    • Publisher: Hachette Books
    • Publication date: 10/02/2012
    • Sold by: Hachette Digital, Inc.
    • Format: eBook
    • Pages: 288
    • File size: 4 MB
    • Age Range: 18 Years

    Jenny McCarthy is the author of six bestsellers, from the comedic Belly Laughs, Baby Laughs, Life Laughs, and Love, Lust&Faking It to her highly regarded books on autism, Louder than Words and Mother Warriors, and she is co-author of the bestselling Preventing Autism (written with Dr. Jerry Kartzinel). She has appeared in many films and television shows, graced the covers of magazines around the world, has been a spokesperson for Weight Watchers, and is currently the president of Generation Rescue (www.generationrescue.org). McCarthy lives in Los Angeles with her son, Evan.

    Table of Contents

    1 I Knew I Should Have Worn Underwear to Church l

    2 The Age of Innocence 7

    3 Sister Jenny 11

    4 I Want to Be a Jew! 17

    5 I'm Totally Possessed by the Devil, Like Totally 25

    6 Jenny's First Fall from Grace 35

    7 Stay Home and Make It a Godbuster Night 43

    8 Jesus's Baby Mama 47

    9 Like a Virgin 51

    10 If Gluttony Is Evil, Why Are So Many Catholics Alcoholics? 57

    11 Monkey See, Monkey Do 65

    12 GOD: Thou Shalt Not Have Strange Gods Before Me. JENNY: I'm Cool with That But… Who Are You? 73

    13 Jesus Was My Justin Bieber 79

    14 GOD: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Goods. JENNY But What If My Neighbor's Shit Is Really, Really Awesome? 85

    15 The Purpose of Lent? I Give Up 95

    16 Girls Gone Wild 99

    17 O Holy Night 111

    18 Can Someone Kill Our Dog, Please? 119

    19 Leap of Faith 125

    20 PRIEST: You Sold Your Soul to the Devil! JENNY: And I Gave It to Him Half Price! 131

    21 I'm Losing My Religion… Just Like R.E.M. 145

    22 I See Dead People 153

    23 There Is Only So Much Bleach a Girl Can Take 165

    24 Oh No, My Mom Is Going to Hell! 171

    25 Belly Cries to Belly Laughs 173

    26 Aho Mitakuye Oyasin 181

    27 Curious Jenny and the Man in the Big White Hat 187

    28 Step Away from the Vicodin and Sit on the Toilet 201

    29 Losing My Identity 207

    30 Evan's Chapter 215

    31 Recovering Catholic 217

    32 Finding My State of Grace 221

    Acknowledgments 223

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    Jenny McCarthy--actress, comedian, activist, and New York Times bestselling author--candidly recounts her humorous Catholic upbringing, from her childhood dream of becoming a nun to her Playmate of the Year centerfold, and all of the Hail Mary's in between.

    In keeping with the theme of her comedic New York Times bestsellers, from Belly Laughs to Love, Lust&Faking It, McCarthy brings her trademark honesty, humility, and humor to bear as she chronicles her often embarrassing, occasionally outlandish, and always entertaining life as a born-and-raised Catholic girl.

    Jenny attended one of the most prestigious all-girl Catholic schools in Chicago. While most young girls in Jenny's neighborhood were playing with Cabbage Patch dolls for fun, Jenny was playing with Jesus, Mary, and Joseph dolls. She had every intention of growing up and becoming a nun, but a few hilarious speed bumps and blinking red lights along the way changed her mind. Jenny never did accept Sister Mary's reasoning that she could avoid purgatory if she just bought a string necklace for $10. The fact that two of her aunts are simultaneously nuns and cops-yes, they carry guns and shoot people while wearing a habit-never made complete sense to her. And neither does her mother's insistence that Jenny bury certain religious statues in the front lawns of her houses before she sells them. But then again, Jenny does have four of them buried across Southern California.

    This book tells the story of what went wrong during Jenny's Catholic upbringing, or, as Jenny puts it now, what went right. Chapters include: "I Knew I Should Have Worn Underwear to Church", "Jesus' Baby Mama", "Can Someone Kill Our Dog, Please?", and "Oh No, My Mom is Going to Hell."

    BAD HABITS is a brutally honest, hilarious memoir that will delight the legions of Jenny McCarthy fans.

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    "Most young girls in my neighborhood," writes Jenny McCarthy, "played with Cabbage Patch dolls for fun. I played with Jesus, Mary, and Joseph dolls. I had every intention of becoming a nun someday." And then, apparently, hilarious events ensued, not to mention centerfolds and half a dozen bestsellers. In her latest church offering, the author of Belly Laughs and Love, Lust, & Faking It talks about her adolescent crush on Jesus, her experiences at an all-girls Catholic school, the importance of wearing underwear at mass, and other matters of faith. Confessions you never expected.
    Publishers Weekly
    After six bestsellers, the former Playboy Playmate might be running out of material: she repeats several stories she's told in previous memoirs, including about her big break into nude modeling and the birth of her son. Other stories stretch credulity, including an account of sneaking into the Vatican to see the pope's private quarters. However, the beginning section, in which McCarthy recounts growing up as one of four daughters in an Irish-Catholic family in the Chicago area, is more intriguing, perhaps simply because the idea of the brash, occasionally crude sexpot attending mass is so amusing, or because McCarthy, as she writes, "continued to do what I always do best, which is question things that don't make sense" (as when asking the forbidding Sister Grace Downey why they shouldn't, like Jesus, be Jewish). Indeed, all the Catholics here, except for one "sexy beast of a hot priest," come across as close minded and in need of McCarthy's questioning to see the pitfalls of their faith. But without exploring the honest desire for a meaningful religion, and by reducing some of Catholicism's teachings to inanity, McCarthy fails to make the case for her own, superior spirituality. B&w photos. Agent: Jennifer Rudolph Walsh, William Morris Endeavor. (Oct.)
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