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    My Boys Can Swim!: The Official Guy's Guide to Pregnancy

    by Ian Davis


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    • ISBN-13: 9780761521679
    • Publisher: Crown/Archetype
    • Publication date: 09/22/1999
    • Pages: 112
    • Product dimensions: 5.20(w) x 6.90(h) x 0.26(d)

    New father Ian Davis is a lobbyist in Washington, D.C., for a Fortune 500 company.

    Table of Contents

    Contents
    Introduction
    1. The First Trimester (0 to 3 Months)
    Mission Impossible
    Health Insurance: Like a Good Neighbor or a Bad Dream
    What's in a Name?
    C'mon Up Chuck
    Move Over Dolly Parton
    The World's Greatest Excuse
    2. The Second Trimester (4 to 6 Months)
    "Everyone's Getting Fat Like Mama Cass"
    Same Stadium, Different Playing Field
    No Pain, No Gain
    The OB/GOD
    Common Medical Tests
    Cop a Feel
    Sex Starved or Sex Kitten?
    Maternity Attire
    Blazing Saddles
    The Joy of "Regifting"
    3. The Third Trimester (7 Months to Delivery)
    Bankrupt Over Baby Stuff
    "Let's All Hold Hands and Sing 'Kumbaya'": Those Dreaded Baby Classes
    In Search of Marcus Welby, M.D.
    The Invisible Man
    Baby Ex-Lax
    The Vital Signs
    Show Time!
    Check In/Check Out
    Mother Teresa
    Riding the Wave
    The Mother of All Shots: The Epidural
    The Only Day She'll Pray to Be Constipated
    You Have to Go Through Hell Before You Get to Heaven
    Where's My Reward?
    The Fun Begins!
    Things No One Tells You About the Post-Delivery Experience
    Slice and Dice
    Final Words
    Epilogue
    Acknowledgments

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    Finally—A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to Sleep
    My Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn't put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what's it going to do to your sex life?
    This rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you'll discover helpful—and hilarious—information and insights on such topics as:
    The Maternity Wardrobe: "A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwear—parachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman."
    Baby Names: "Don't give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for 'I'm a dork and should be beaten up.'"
    The Birth: "No one told me it's normal that babies' heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead."

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