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    My Planet: Finding Humor in the Oddest Places

    My Planet: Finding Humor in the Oddest Places

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    by Mary Roach


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      ISBN-13: 9781621450726
    • Publisher: Reader's Digest
    • Publication date: 04/04/2013
    • Sold by: SIMON & SCHUSTER
    • Format: eBook
    • Pages: 160
    • Sales rank: 149,574
    • File size: 535 KB
    • Age Range: 18 Years

    Mary Roach grew up in Etna, New Hampshire, graduated from Wesleyan in 1981, and now lives in California. She has written the bestselling books Packing for Mars (W. W. Norton&Company, August 2010), Bonk (W. W. Norton&Company April 2008), Spook (W. W. Norton&Company, September 2005), and Stiff (W. W. Norton&Company, April 2003). Her articles run in Outside, National Geographic, New Scientist, Wired, and The New York Times Magazine. Her 1995 article, “How to Win at Germ Warfare,” was a National Magazine Award Finalist, and in 1996, her article on earthquake-proof bamboo houses took the Engineering Journalism Award in the general interest magazine category. She also reviews books for The New York Times.

    Brief Biography

    Hometown:
    San Francisco, California
    Place of Birth:
    New Hampshire
    Education:
    B.A., Wesleyan University, 1981
    Website:
    http://www.maryroach.net/

    Table of Contents

    Introduction ix

    Soap Opera 1

    To Do or Not to Do 4

    42 Minutes and Holding… 7

    The Way I Can't See It 10

    Picture Imperfect 13

    Industrial Strength Shopping 16

    Meet the Parents 20

    She's Got Game 23

    Don't Bring Me Flowers 26

    Roomba's Revenge 30

    How I Caught Every Disease on the Web 34

    TV Dinners 37

    Frequent Flierrr#*! 40

    Hold Everything! 43

    Night Light Fight 46

    Picture This 50

    Driving with Ed 53

    Sunshine on a Cloudy Day 56

    You Know the Drill 59

    Check This Out 62

    The Naked Truth 65

    Bug Off! 68

    Mr. Fix-It-Later 71

    The Beer and Bacon Diet 74

    Menu Madness 77

    Is That What You're Wearing? 80

    Good House Hunting 83

    Counter Attack 86

    Unpopular Mechanics 89

    Congested and Confused 92

    I Married a Pack Rat 95

    Makes Scents 98

    I Gotta Be … You 101

    Furniture Fight 104

    Can You Hear Me Now! 107

    Cheaper Than Thou 110

    The Grass Menagerie 113

    On the Road Again 116

    It's Your Fault 119

    Taking Its Toll 122

    A Kiss Is Just … a Pain 125

    Caught on the Web 128

    Dishing Dirt 131

    Suite Dreams 134

    And There's the Rub! 137

    Nivea Man 140

    Grape Expectations 143

    Sit Back and Relax 146

    Sleepless in Suburbia 149

    Kitchen Confidential 152

    Best Cheap Fun! 155

    1-800-WasteMyTime 158

    Dinner Party Debt 161

    Garbage Gone Wild 164

    Alarming Events 167

    RV There Yet? 170

    Yours, Mine & Mine 174

    Gratuitous Gratuities 177

    Color Me Flummoxed 180

    Change Is Not Good 183

    One Good Tern… 186

    Talking the Walk 189

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    From acclaimed, New York Times best-selling author Mary Roach comes the complete collection of her “My Planet” articles published in Reader’s Digest. She was a hit columnist in the magazine, and this book features the articles she wrote in that time. Insightful and hilarious, Mary explores the ins and outs of the modern world: marriage, friends, family, food, technology, customer service, dental floss, and ants—she leaves no element of the American experience unchecked for its inherent paradoxes, pleasures, and foibles.

    On Cleanliness:
    Ed has crud vision, and I don’t. I don’t notice filth. Ed sees it everywhere. I am reasonably convinced that Ed can actually see bacteria. . . . He confessed he didn’t like me using his bathrobe because I’d wear it while sitting on the toilet.
    “It’s not like it goes in the water,” I protested, though if you counted the sash as part of the robe, this wasn’t strictly true.
     
    On the Internet:
    The Internet is a boon for hypochondriacs like me. Right now, for instance, I’m feeling a shooting pain on the side of my neck. A Web search produces five matches, the first three for a condition called Arnold-Chiari Malformation.
    While my husband, Ed, reads over my shoulder, I recite symptoms from the list. “‘General clumsiness’ and ‘general imbalance,’” I say, as though announcing arrivals at the Marine Corps Ball. “‘Difficulty driving,’ ‘lack of taste,’ ‘difficulty feeling feet on ground.’”
    “Those aren’t symptoms,” says Ed. “Those are your character flaws.”
     On Fashion:
    My husband recently made me try on a bikini. A bikini is not so much a garment as a cloth-based reminder that your parts have been migrating all these years. My waist, I realized that day in the dressing ro

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