SHANNA MAHIN is a high school dropout who rallied late despite her ninth grade English teacher’s prediction of a lifetime of wasted potential. Her writing fellowships include the MacDowell Colony, the Norman Mailer Center, and PEN Center USA Emerging Voices. Just like her character, Shanna is third-generation Hollywood.
Oh! You Pretty Things: A Novel
by Shanna Mahin
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ISBN-13:
9780698191136
- Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
- Publication date: 04/14/2015
- Sold by: Penguin Group
- Format: eBook
- Pages: 368
- File size: 1 MB
- Age Range: 18 Years
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From a PEN Center USA Emerging Voices Fellow comes a charming and disarming tale of Los Angeles that navigates the fringe of celebrity excess from the other side of Sunset Boulevard.
Jess Dunne is third-generation Hollywood, but her star on the boulevard has yet to materialize. Sure, she’s got a Santa Monica address and a working actress roommate, but with her nowhere barista job in a town that acknowledges zeroes only as a dress size, she’s a dead girl walking.
Enter Jess’s mother—a failed actress who puts the strange in estrangement. She dives headlong into her daughter’s downward spiral, forcing Jess to muster all her spite and self-preservation to snag a career upgrade.
As a personal assistant for a famous (and secretly agoraphobic) film composer, Jess’s workdays are now filled with shopping for luxury goods and cooking in his perfectly designed kitchen. Jess kills at cooking, a talent that only serves her intensifying urge to dig in to Los Angeles’s celebrity buffet.
When her food garners the attention of an actress on the rise, well, she’s all too willing to throw it in with the composer and upgrade again, a decision that will have far-reaching ramifications that could explode all her relationships.
All the while, her mother looms ever closer, forcing Jess to confront the traumatic secrets she’s been running from all her life.
Oh! You Pretty Things is a dizzying ride at the carnival of fame, a fast-paced and sharply funny work that dares to imagine what happens when we go over the top in a town of gilded excess.
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There’s an authentic nose-pressed-against-the-glass feel to Mahin’s smart and funny debut, a spot-on poke at Hollywood celebrity and the longing that plays out in the fame factory. Jess, born and raised in Tinseltown, is the smart-aleck narrator who has a jaded view of the strivers who flock into Hollywood, yet she confesses her own vulnerability. “Maybe I’m not famous, but I’m famous-adjacent, and the glow from the heavy klieg lights is good enough for me,” she says of her employment as an assistant to actress Eva Carlton. Her fame-centric stage-mom from hell, Donna, however, triggers all Jess’s insecurities and anger at a childhood pushed toward careers she had no talent for—and toward people who abused her. “She lost ‘Mom’ when I was fourteen,” Jess explains to Eva about why she won’t call Donna Mom. When best friend and actress Megan faces her own crisis of love, outsider Jess learns to embrace and forgive the people who really matter. There are numerous places in which this heartfelt tale of acceptance could have careened into schmaltz, but Mahin expertly steers clear, gently guiding Jess from “square zero” to home. (Apr.)
“Shanna Mahin’s prose amuses, seduces, and kicks your ass all at the same time. The story, as fresh and urgent as tomorrow’s best gossip, grabs hold and never lets go. An absolute joyride!” Allison Burnett, screenwriter of Autumn in New York and Feast of Love
“Reading Oh! You Pretty Things is like eating a box of chocolates in bed—but without any calories. Hilarious, poignant, sharply observed, it is at once a caricature of Hollywood and a searingly accurate portrayal of life inside tinseltown. Shanna Mahin has given us a central character who is both hard-assed and lovable, and a supporting cast worthy of its own Oscar. I wanted another thousand pages of this book’s charm, fluidity, and mordant wit.” –Andrew Solomon, New York Times bestselling author of The Noonday Demon and Far from the Tree
Recently divorced, 29-year-old Jess Dunne returns to her hometown of Los Angeles for a fresh start. She moves in with her best friend and gets a job as a barista, but her coffee days are over when she starts working as a personal assistant to an Oscar-winning film composer. Jess's new routine includes shopping for luxury goods and cooking. She's a great cook, which draws the attention of a famous actress, along with a job offer. As Jess quits one job and starts another, her life is further complicated when her estranged mother moves back to town. Jess struggles to hold it all together as she deals with her mom and navigates the demanding world of working for a celebrity. Being third-generation Hollywood, Mahin knows L.A. life, and it shines through in the authentic details in this novel, her first. While Jess is often too clueless about what's going on with the people in her life and the story meanders at times, the memorable characters, witty banter, and fascinating world of celebrity assistants make these faults forgivable. VERDICT Recommended for readers who enjoy novels with a Hollywood backdrop, such as Gigi Levangie Grazer's The Starter Wife and Maria Semple's This One Is Mine. [See Prepub Alert, 10/27/14.]—Amy Stenftenagel, Washington Cty. Lib., Woodbury, MN
A debut roman à clef from the wry perspective of a celebrity assistant.A proud third-generation Hollywood resident, Jess has a well-honed ability to see through the endless layers of LA bullshit and render the revelations in sarcastic bons mots. At the same time, she's just as susceptible to the power of celebrity as any average American. In the course of the book, she manages to land two ascending assistantships, first for an nonfamous but successful movie composer, which she then leverages into working for Eva, soap star on the rise. Being Eva's personal assistant gets Jess the fame and fortune contact high she so craves. Of course, it comes with complications, and not just the type endemic to celebrity assistantships (being essential but disposable, meeting ludicrous demands). Eva is the best friend of Jess' friend Scout. Eva is also a potential rival of Jess' best friend, Megan, a hardworking actress. Add Jess' mother to the mix, newly arrived in LA and representing a damaging legacy of being alternately absentee and narcissistic, and Jess is living in her own soap opera, largely of her own making. Like many novels of this genre, a traditional plot arc is substituted with a series of vignettes, many of which seem added just for fun. And they are fun—gossipy scenes and high-living details, loaded with specificity. Jess' sardonic views are not limited to Hollywood; she's equally effacing about herself but doesn't seem to have the same ability to peel back layers and discover the genuine, independent person striving right below the surface. Though tensions pile up, the novel falls short of a satisfyingly cathartic resolution. Mahin's writing is more thoughtful than a gossip blog and occasionally delivers something poignant or lovely but inclines toward voyeuristic pleasures.