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    Someone Will Be with You Shortly: Notes from a Perfectly Imperfect Life

    Someone Will Be with You Shortly: Notes from a Perfectly Imperfect Life

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    by Lisa Kogan


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      ISBN-13: 9780061978500
    • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
    • Publication date: 03/02/2010
    • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
    • Format: eBook
    • Pages: 208
    • Sales rank: 233,824
    • File size: 419 KB

    Lisa Kogan is the writer-at-large for O, The Oprah Magazine. She lives in New York City with her seven-year-old daughter.

    Table of Contents

    1 A Brief History of Me 1

    2 Piece of Cake 8

    3 Messing with My Head 12

    4 Margaret Has Spoken 17

    5 Men: How and Why 22

    6 Advice from "A Terrific Gal" 27

    7 Julia Has Three Mommies 35

    8 Sugar Shock 41

    9 They'll Always Have Paris 50

    10 Miss Kogan Regrets 55

    11 The Hours 61

    12 The Silent Killer 68

    13 Bed, Bacon, and Beyond 72

    14 The First Bad Thing I Ever Did 77

    15 One Night Only 81

    16 Taking a Chance on Love 86

    17 Kogan's Heroes 91

    18 To Grandmother's House We Go 101

    19 Up on the Roof 105

    20 Love, Loss, and What I Ate 108

    21 Yesterday, When I Was Young 116

    22 How You (Yes, You!) Should Live Your Life 121

    23 Was It Good for You? 125

    24 I am Curious Yellow 136

    25 Paging Amy Vanderbilt 141

    26 Till Sleep Do Us Part 144

    27 Truth or Dare 149

    28 "What the Hell Kind of Bra Are You Wearing?" 154

    29 Reasons to Live 165

    30 It's My Party-and I'll Make Witty, Albeit Possibly Inappropriate and/or Offensive Remarks-If I Want To 169

    31 What to Expect When You're Not Expecting 174

    32 Supper at Satan's 182

    33 What Did Dorothy Parker Know, and When Did She Know It? 187

    34 That Man, Morris Aaron 192

    35 It Had to Be You 194

    Acknowledgments 199

    What People are Saying About This

    Evan Handler

    “Lisa Kogan’s Someone Will Be with You Shortly is a delectable blend of wit, whimsy, pith, and poignancy. If David Sedaris were a girl (who’d had her pocket book licked by a stranger on Lexington Avenue) this is the book he¹d write.”

    Amy Hempel

    “Lisa Kogan has a singularly humane stance as she makes comic sense of the annoying and baffling facts of life. The inventor of ‘the dessert potato’ has made me laugh for yearsshe’s been a comfort, too.”

    Kelly Corrigan

    “Lisa Kogan might just be the Erma Bombeck of our generation. Sassy, blunt, and so damn true.”

    Peter Smith

    “Lisa Kogan’s Someone Will Be with You Shortly is like curling up with your best, crabbiest, kindest, wisest, most singular friend on earth.”

    Amy Dickinson

    “Lisa Kogan is the intellectual and creative love child of Noel Coward and Loretta Lynn. Someone Will Be With You Shortly is a hilarious, honest and tender chronical of everyday life as most of us really live it. Lisa Kogan sings all the right grace notes with absolutely perfect pitch.”

    Martha Beck

    “Her wry observations of everyday life will hearten you on your worst days, validate you on your best, and make you laugh any day at all. Buy it, if not to keep Lisa writing, then as an investment in your own happiness. God knows you deserve one fail-safe investment.”

    Peggy Orenstein

    “I admit it. I’m a big, drooling Lisa Kogan groupie. I’d read the ingredients on a cereal box if I thought she’d written them. She is funny, wise, compelling, loveable, fallible…So a whole book by her? What heaven!!”

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    “[Kogan’s] wry observations of everyday life will hearten you on your worst days, validate you on your best, and make you laugh any day at all.” — Martha Beck, author of Expecting Adam and Finding Your Own North Star

    Someone Will Be with You Shortly is a delectable blend of wit, whimsy, pith, and poignancy. If David Sedaris were a girl... this is the book he’d write.” — Evan Handler, author of It's Only Temporary

    Someone Will Be with You Shortly is a collection of the hilarious and poignant essays from beloved O Magazine columnist Lisa Kogan. Writing in the vein of Nora Ephron, Kogan has been called "the Erma Bombeck of our generation" (Kelly Corrigan, author of The Middle Place and Lift). In Someone Will Be with You Shortly, she brings her trademark humor to such real-life quandaries as single motherhood, aging, and sex.

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    Kogan’s riffs on motherhood, politics, relationships, and life itself are what we wish we’d said, only sharper and funnier. This is good stuff.
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    Her wry observations of everyday life will hearten you on your worst days, validate you on your best, and make you laugh any day at all. Buy it, if not to keep Lisa writing, then as an investment in your own happiness. God knows you deserve one fail-safe investment.
    Amy Hempel
    Lisa Kogan has a singularly humane stance as she makes comic sense of the annoying and baffling facts of life. The inventor of ‘the dessert potato’ has made me laugh for years–she’s been a comfort, too.
    Kelly Corrigan
    Lisa Kogan might just be the Erma Bombeck of our generation. Sassy, blunt, and so damn true.
    Amy Dickinson
    Lisa Kogan is the intellectual and creative love child of Noel Coward and Loretta Lynn. Someone Will Be With You Shortly is a hilarious, honest and tender chronical of everyday life as most of us really live it. Lisa Kogan sings all the right grace notes with absolutely perfect pitch.
    Evan Handler
    Lisa Kogan’s Someone Will Be with You Shortly is a delectable blend of wit, whimsy, pith, and poignancy. If David Sedaris were a girl (who’d had her pocket book licked by a stranger on Lexington Avenue) this is the book he'd write.
    Peggy Orenstein
    I admit it. I’m a big, drooling Lisa Kogan groupie. I’d read the ingredients on a cereal box if I thought she’d written them. She is funny, wise, compelling, loveable, fallible…So a whole book by her? What heaven!!
    Peter Smith
    Lisa Kogan’s Someone Will Be with You Shortly is like curling up with your best, crabbiest, kindest, wisest, most singular friend on earth.
    First for Women
    The ultimate summer read—engrossing yet light and fun. From page one you’ll be laughing as the author shares her smile-inducing anecdotes.
    O Magazine
    "Kogan’s riffs on motherhood, politics, relationships, and life itself are what we wish we’d said, only sharper and funnier. This is good stuff."

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