Shawn Bailey longs to change the world, but doesn't want to interact with it in any way. He is also the leading spokesman behind a campaign against advertising, which he cannot seem to get off the ground. Shawn keeps a Reese's Peanut Butter Egg underneath his pillow to ward off evil entities, known as the hunger spirits. He is nomadic for eight months out of the year, and lives in the attics of unsuspecting home owners. The other four months, he is feral.