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Talk About America
1951â"1968
By Alistair Cooke OPEN ROAD INTEGRATED MEDIA
Copyright © 1968 Alistair Cooke
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ISBN: 978-1-4976-9769-0
CHAPTER 1
Politics and the Human Animal
As sometimes happens, I was chided the other morning, in a letter from an indignant correspondent in England, for having given a talk about the complexities of American football when I might better have given a sermon about the complications of the Middle East. Men were dying, he reminded me. Empires were tottering. A tyrant was squeezing the lifeblood from, Britain's lifeline in the Suez Canal. In a word, I was fiddling while London, Cairo, and Washington burned.
If I believed this, I should be embarrassed to talk at all about one country to another. But in all these talks I have gone along on the original theory that people are permanently curious about how other people live, and that all the politicians and propagandists in the world working on three shifts a day cannot forever impose their line on two people sitting alone in a room. They are the only proper audience for a letter. I grant my correspondent that there are vast heavings and resettlings of power around the world; that there is a ferment in Asia and Africa; that there is a periodic flow of bad blood across the Atlantic; that the rich grow richer and the poor poorer with consequences that could end in world famine and revolution. I can only reply that I still feel no embarrassment in maintaining, in a warlike time, a civil tongue.
If this sounds impertinent in our present troubles, let me repeat a few sentences I wrote as the preface to a collection of these talks that was put out some years ago: 'Politics will undoubtedly bedevil us all till the day we die, but ... even the prospect of early annihilation should not keep us from making the most of our days on this unhappy planet. In the best of times, our days are numbered, anyway. And it would be a crime against Nature for any generation to take the world crisis so solemnly that it put off enjoying those things for which we were presumably designed in the first place, and which the gravest statesmen and the hoarsest politicians hope to make available to all men in the end: I mean the opportunity to do good work, to fall in love, to enjoy friends, to sit under trees, to read, to hit a ball and bounce the baby.'
Am I saying that the world is too much with us, and is incurable anyway, and that we should gather roses while we may? I am saying no such thing. I am saying that when the nations rage furiously together we should not be misled by their hullabaloo into thinking that the world's anxieties, however grave, are the fundamental things in life and that all else is a bauble. It happens, merely, to be my daily chore to sit and watch and listen to the chief actors on the political stage, domestic and foreign, and I am struck by many things. By the ease with which a nation does something from instinct and justifies it by reason. By the careerism and vanity that dog the ambition of most politicians and statesmen. But I am struck most of all by the absence of humour, which as much as any other solvent could relax the protagonists in any quarrel, however international, and halt them in their race to murder each other from the highest motives. Most of the chief delegates to the United Nations are hard-working men but because they are trying to handle the world's conflicts they are not thereby or necessarily the most serious men around. Some of them are certainly the solemnest men around.
And however splendid the United Nations Charter may be, there is nothing inherently noble about the United Nations delegations. I suggest that my critic is making this sort of mistake. He is mistaking the label on the tin for the contents. Most first-rate comedians are in private life more serious than most politicians and all of them are melancholy men. And what may be essential to one's self-respect may not be essential to a friendship, whether at the other end of a loudspeaker or at the other end of a room.
I have, for instance, a close friend, a merry, kindly, and simple man, very able in his special field of finance. I feel agreeable in his presence and I admire his human qualities. At the shabbiest period in recent American history, when the fear of domestic Communists was most paranoid, this friend was a strong, even a devout, McCarthyite. He used to load my morning mail with the transcripts of all the testimony before the Senate Subcommittee on Government Operations, over which the late Senator Joseph McCarthy presided with – by my lights – such indignity and malevolence. Of course, McCarthyism was a fundamental issue of the time, not only an American political issue but fundamental to any man's notions of justice and decency. You might guess, therefore, that my friend's admiration for McCarthy marked the parting of the ways for us. Well, it was an embarrassment, but not to our affection or continuing association. Of course, if by some convulsion of history (a sudden depression, say, and twenty million unemployed) McCarthy had become an American dictator, my friend and I would probably have said good-bye and retreated to opposite sides of the barricades. Nobody has sharpened this point better, in my view, than the late Justice Holmes when he said that the purpose of civilized argument between friends is to arrive at the point where you agree that some day it might be necessary to shoot each other. Until that day is unavoidable, 'the democratic process', both in public and in private, is no more but no less than an acceptance of the notion that in important issues you may be wrong.
My first mentor in journalism in this country was a man who had no use for democracy at all, except in this crucial belief. 'Democracy,' he once wrote, 'is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.' But he also wrote, 'What I admire most in any man is a serene spirit ... when he fights he fights in the manner of a gentleman fighting a duel, not in that of a longshoreman cleaning out a waterfront saloon.' We had a tacit understanding that while I allowed him to shoot off his face about the fraudulence and guile of Franklin Roosevelt, I should then be allowed to go off and vote for him. This division never interfered with a friendship that was amiable at all times.
I believe this to be not only a sane approach to politics but essential to all the things that lie outside politics.
I hope that the blood pressure of my critic is still holding. Politics, I grant, is of great importance to us all, since it affects our survival and the future we plan for ourselves and for all the countries that lie outside our own. It is admirable, though not, I believe, compulsory, for people to take an interest in politics. But first things first. How much politics is there in the greatest novels? In Flaubert, Dickens, or Dostoyevsky? How much in the greatest poetry? In Shakespeare, Yeats, John Donne, or whoever? Surely nobody will deny that poets and novelists, poets especially, deal with human experience at its most intense and most profound. Was Thomas Hardy indifferent to the great issues of his time because he chose to look steadily and long at the life of a few Dorset villages? Is the poetry of Robert Frost trivial because it deals with a bit of pasture or the death of a hired man? Frost, by the way, had his own recipe for the end of the world. It would not come, he thought, in the shock of avenging armies but either by lust or by hate.
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favour fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
You may say that a first-rate poet, because he is a rare bird, rarer than a first-rate politician, has earned a special exemption from the obligations of politics. Not because of his special gift, he hasn't. That would be like saying that all wars should be fought by the poor and the ungifted. And although a mere journalist cannot achieve the intensity or profundity of a good poet, he still has the obligation to see things as he sees them and not as he would like to, or as somebody else says he should. If paying tribute to Caesar is not his main business in life, he must pay his citizen's due and get on with what really interests him.
What do you suppose the Secretary General of the United Nations turns to when he goes home at night? Mr Hammarskjold is, he likes to say, 'the curator of the secrets and prejudices of seventy-nine nations'. That should be enough to fill the waking hours of any conscientious man. But it evidently is not. When he steps off the high wire of his diplomatic circus and comes down to earth, does he agonize all over again about Suez or the Congo or the seizure of Hungary? He settles to the permanent things. He reads Eliot and Robert Lowell and André Gide and his favourite novelists – Mark Twain, Hemingway, Stephen Crane – and most of all the man whose high seriousness and perfect accommodation of his style to the thing he wants to say makes him, in Hammarskjold's opinion, the modern master of serious English prose. James Thurber.
So let us take our stand on the Middle East, or Vietnam, or whatever, and in the process perhaps lose a friend or shoot a friend, or agree to differ and do neither. Then let us get down to life and living.
CHAPTER 2
The Cranberry Caper
Many wise men, from the Greeks to the president of the Olympic Games committee, have deplored international athletics, the Olympic Games most of all, as an almost ideal method of stimulating international ill will. But offhand I can't recall anybody's deploring national holidays. Certainly I have never heard an American belittle, or as we now say downgrade, the festival of Thanksgiving. Other local and national orgies – Mother's Day (an invention of the florists and Telegraph companies), Love-a-Dog-Week (an invention of breeders, and Income Tax Day (invented by Wisconsin) – they abide our criticism. Thanksgiving Day is free and sacred. And even to pry into its origins is not considered a patriotic thing to do. This may be because the most ardent patriotic celebrations are usually based in a myth. Thanksgiving is based in the strong belief, too holy to examine, that the first Americans fell in love with what they saw here and have been grateful, on the last Thursday in November, ever since.
Well, we all know that the Pilgrims settled on Cape Cod and subsequently called the place Plymouth. But only a weasel will want to remind us that those stout and forbidding puritans, whose character now seems so fitted to the bare seacoast and the cranberry bogs of Massachusetts – only a mean and scratchy person like me will reflect that these emigrants never had any intention of landing in what we now call New England. They were headed for Virginia, 'where nature hath in store fowl, venison and fish, and the fruitfulest soil, without your toil. Three harvests more, all greater than you wish, and the ambitious vine crowns with his purple mass the cedar reaching high to kiss the sky, the cypress, pine and useful sassafras.'
This, need I say, was written by a man who never went there. And in this sense Michael Drayton is the first of the American real estate promotors. He wrote this come-on fifteen years before the exiles in Leyden joined their grumbling brethren in England and sailed out of Plymouth for what Drayton promised them was 'Virginia, earth's only paradise'. We all know, but don't like to say, that the Pilgrims were in several minds and many more quarrels aboard the Mayflower; and that, having missed the coast of Virginia, some of them wanted to follow Henry Hudson's course and come on to New York; that they were blown a couple of hundred miles to the north and east, realized it, turned south again, ran into more squalls and finally hove to off Cape Cod and made the best of it. They thanked God, who had brought them 'over the vast and furious ocean, again to set their feet on the firm and stable earth'. But they had no sooner done applauding His mercies than they reflected that 'they had now no friends to welcome them, no inns to entertain or refresh them, no houses or much less towns to repair to. Beside, what could they see but a hideous and desolate wilderness, full of wild beasts and wild men; for which way soever they turned their eyes they could have little solace or content, in respect of any outward objects.' This advertising copy has been allowed to lapse from the handouts of the Massachusetts tourist board. It was written by William Bradford, a Yorkshireman, who did make the journey and who, thinking back to Drayton's promises of the luscious fruits of this delicious land, must have pondered bitterly on the wisdom of W. C. Field's advice: 'Never give a sucker an even break.'
Well, what could they do? They could go home again, and the honest Bradford says that 'it was muttered by some that if they got not a place in time they would turn them around and leave their goods ashore, and leave them'. There was nothing to sustain them except the gloriously English thought that they were English and that, therefore, however miserable the physical prospect, it might be good for their characters. Bradford cautioned them that if only they stayed alive and begat original Cape Codders their children would say: 'Our fathers were Englishmen which came over this great ocean, and were ready to perish in the wilderness, but they cried unto the Lord and He heard their voice and looked on their adversity, etcetera.' The delicious 'etcetera' is Bradford's, not mine, and surely reveals a man racked with strong emotion. However, there is no doubt that they stayed. And that's how Thanksgiving, and cranberry sauce, and smog, the martini, and the Bomb were born.
The accepted myth of Thanksgiving dates it either from the moment the Pilgrims touched the weatherbeaten shore and fell on their knees or, more plausibly, from a great feast they threw after the first harvest. Both of these legends, I am sorry to say, are of doubtful truth. For the puritans didn't approve of any sort of feasting or merrymaking, and it is a fact that the day they got off the boat and resigned themselves to digging the foundations of a colony was Christmas Day. All merrymaking and even sacred celebrations were forbidden on the dour grounds, reported by Bradford, that 'what day soever our Lord was born, most certainly it was not the 25th of December'.
Yet people have a habit of holding on the more tenaciously to historical celebrations for which there is the least historical proof. Some time or other, in the middle nineteenth century, somebody thought it would be a charming thing to declare one day in every year as a day of national Thanksgiving. Abraham Lincoln was the first President to put out a national proclamation to that effect, two hundred and forty-three years, by the way, after the thing itself. He was not warmly or widely taken up on it, but by the end of the century a good many states had their own Thanksgiving Day, on different dates. The problem now was to get them to recognize the same day. The moment a state acquires its own festival, any interference by the federal government is called tyranny, or censorship, and – in our time – 'creeping socialism'. Within living memory, Thanksgiving has settled on the last Thursday in November. And once this day was well established as an immovable American feast, Franklin Delano Roosevelt was on hand to move it. He was a great tickler of sacred cows not bred on his own pastures; and having failed to set up a new Supreme Court, he was miffed and thought of moving Thanksgiving back a week. This proved, what many patriots had long suspected, that Roosevelt was hankering after the restoration of the monarchy, and in a blaze of republicanism several governors put out their own counter proclamations. The row rumbled through the following year until Congress decided to put an end to it, as it had done just ten years earlier after another long wrangle, with an Act of Congress. In 1931, 'The Star-Spangled Banner', a long and unsingable song, was declared to be the American national anthem. In 1941, the last Thursday in November was enacted as the true, the official and unchangeable and only day of Thanksgiving.
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