President Me: The America That's in My Head

Imagine a world where New York Times bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!

Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks—but he’s not done.

In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.

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President Me: The America That's in My Head

Imagine a world where New York Times bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!

Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks—but he’s not done.

In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.

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President Me: The America That's in My Head

President Me: The America That's in My Head

by Adam Carolla
President Me: The America That's in My Head

President Me: The America That's in My Head

by Adam Carolla

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Overview

Imagine a world where New York Times bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!

Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks—but he’s not done.

In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780062320414
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date: 01/20/2015
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 288
Product dimensions: 5.20(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.90(d)

About the Author

About The Author

Adam Carolla is the author of the New York Times bestsellers In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks, Not Taco Bell Material, and President Me, as well as a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. Carolla is well known as the cohost of the syndicated radio and MTV show Loveline, the cocreator and star of The Man Show and Crank Yankers, and a contestant on Dancing with the Stars and Celebrity Apprentice. He currently hosts Catch a Contractor and The Adam Carolla Show, which is the Guinness World Record holder for Most Downloaded Podcast and is available on iTunes and AdamCarolla.com.

Table of Contents

Introduction: Throwing My Hat in the Ring 1

An Explanation of Graphics You Will Find in President Me 9

The Vice President 10

The Federal Election Commission 12

1 The Department of Commerce 15

The U.S. Postal Service 42

2 The Department of Energy 46

3 The Department of Transportation 57

NASA 85

4 The TSA and the FAA 87

5 The Department of Homeland Security 108

Voter ID Laws 118

6 My Address to the UN 122

The Defense of Marriage Act and Other Important New Wedding Legislation 139

7 The Department of Health and Human Services 145

8 The Department of Agriculture 176

The Secret Service 188

9 The Department of the Interior and the National Parks Service 190

10 The Department of Education 202

The Department of Weights and Measures 223

11 The FCC 228

12 The Department of Labor 252

Conclusion: The State of the Union Address 271

Acknowledgments 277

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